Volstigort is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ruthless dolphin.

Volstigort created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volstigort, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volstigort, it will turn you into a snail.

Volstigort's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Volstigort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Retreat if six sheep approach from the north.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Always help sick sharks.