Sasfidnab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective duck.

Sasfidnab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasfidnab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sasfidnab, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sasfidnab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sasfidnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Do not chop down trees.