Kadhogdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable coyote.

Kadhogdob created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhogdob, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kadhogdob, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kadhogdob's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kadhogdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about stars.