Nellzodvad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent goblin.

Nellzodvad created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellzodvad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nellzodvad, he will torture you forever.

Nellzodvad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nellzodvad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Nellzodvad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear turquoise rings.