Cipnurlnadsom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise finch.

Cipnurlnadsom created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Cipnurlnadsom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cipnurlnadsom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cipnurlnadsom's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cipnurlnadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never sit in the presence of snails.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Never talk about sheep.