Fudkopvig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless dog.

Fudkopvig created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudkopvig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudkopvig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fudkopvig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fudkopvig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.