Dutmabnat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ruthless dog.

Dutmabnat created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutmabnat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dutmabnat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dutmabnat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dutmabnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.