Dumhottombunflatjinbadkip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous deer.

Dumhottombunflatjinbadkip created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumhottombunflatjinbadkip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumhottombunflatjinbadkip, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dumhottombunflatjinbadkip's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dumhottombunflatjinbadkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not make images of living things.