Mitomtwik is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty gerbil.

Mitomtwik created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitomtwik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mitomtwik, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mitomtwik's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mitomtwik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never paint your neck white.

5. Run away from indigo hamsters, for they are unholy.