Hubbafomin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable elephant.

Hubbafomin created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubbafomin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hubbafomin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hubbafomin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hubbafomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed cherries to geese while wearing black kilts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the south.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.