Vedladpak Yattrigsug is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful jackal.

Vedladpak Yattrigsug created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedladpak Yattrigsug, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedladpak Yattrigsug, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vedladpak Yattrigsug's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vedladpak Yattrigsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Vedladpak Yattrigsug's name in vain.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.