Baggadfun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet lizard.

Baggadfun created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Baggadfun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Baggadfun, he will turn you into a plant.

Baggadfun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Baggadfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always stare at clouds.