Kemjopdutxenjonraw is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, deceitful dragonfly.

Kemjopdutxenjonraw created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemjopdutxenjonraw, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kemjopdutxenjonraw, it will not care.

Kemjopdutxenjonraw's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kemjopdutxenjonraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kemjopdutxenjonraw's name in vain.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must pray to Kemjopdutxenjonraw seven times a day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.