Zigmadtaf Flanhambed is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sage hare.

Zigmadtaf Flanhambed created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Zigmadtaf Flanhambed, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zigmadtaf Flanhambed, she will turn you into a worm.

Zigmadtaf Flanhambed's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Zigmadtaf Flanhambed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not take Zigmadtaf Flanhambed's name in vain.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Never jump in the presence of snails.