Benhenfab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, selfish fox.

Benhenfab created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benhenfab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Benhenfab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Benhenfab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Benhenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never sit near eagles.

4. Benhenfab loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.