Wotjatfet is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow capybara.

Wotjatfet created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Wotjatfet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wotjatfet, he will make you grow a tail.

Wotjatfet's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wotjatfet's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat green fruit.