Hamyog Wodominren Cusspigfem is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, vain dog.

Hamyog Wodominren Cusspigfem created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamyog Wodominren Cusspigfem, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hamyog Wodominren Cusspigfem, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hamyog Wodominren Cusspigfem's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hamyog Wodominren Cusspigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.