Jinkinkikstafbapmigpark is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent zebra.

Jinkinkikstafbapmigpark created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Jinkinkikstafbapmigpark, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jinkinkikstafbapmigpark, it will laugh at you.

Jinkinkikstafbapmigpark's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Jinkinkikstafbapmigpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed coconuts to manatees while wearing pink jumpers.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jinkinkikstafbapmigpark.