Cippodflow is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional monkey.

Cippodflow created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cippodflow, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cippodflow, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cippodflow's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cippodflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray immersed in water.