Cinvonlog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able tapir.

Cinvonlog created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Cinvonlog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cinvonlog, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cinvonlog's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cinvonlog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Run away if three tortoises approach from the west.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cinvonlog.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Do not chop down trees.