Lid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, impressive goblin.

Lid created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lid, he will curse you with boils.

Lid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lid's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always obey Lid's priests.