Cusskarquill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy human.

Cusskarquill created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusskarquill, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cusskarquill, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cusskarquill's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cusskarquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cusskarquill's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Never paint your head turquoise.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.