Dabtanarmbetkadhunhun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent bee.

Dabtanarmbetkadhunhun created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabtanarmbetkadhunhun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dabtanarmbetkadhunhun, she will destroy your home planet.

Dabtanarmbetkadhunhun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dabtanarmbetkadhunhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.