Fadwonhud is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless wombat.

Fadwonhud created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadwonhud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadwonhud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fadwonhud's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fadwonhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak about oranges.