Weekanbug is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous centaur.

Weekanbug created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weekanbug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Weekanbug, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Weekanbug's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Weekanbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Weekanbug loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never bounce near horses.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
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