Nibsinflig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, strong wyvern.

Nibsinflig created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Nibsinflig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nibsinflig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nibsinflig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nibsinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. You must pray to Nibsinflig nine times a day.