Cibcidzed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak jellyfish.

Cibcidzed created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibcidzed, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibcidzed, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cibcidzed's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cibcidzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.