Karvingebfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective owl.

Karvingebfeb created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karvingebfeb, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Karvingebfeb, he will turn you into a hamster.

Karvingebfeb's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Karvingebfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Karvingebfeb.

2. Hide if three pigs approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Run away if eight seals approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.