Vonjigpin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, passionate capybara.

Vonjigpin created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vonjigpin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vonjigpin, she will turn you into a rock.

Vonjigpin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vonjigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Hide if seven doves approach from the west.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.