Bitsighug is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humorless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bitsighug created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitsighug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bitsighug, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bitsighug's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bitsighug's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Run away from magenta ants, for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.