Bogvigvig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust swallow.

Bogvigvig created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogvigvig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogvigvig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bogvigvig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bogvigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three dogs approach from the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Bogvigvig loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Always help seals in need.