Konjentitbemartominvabhig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, temperamental wyvern.

Konjentitbemartominvabhig created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konjentitbemartominvabhig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Konjentitbemartominvabhig, it will think nothing of it.

Konjentitbemartominvabhig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Konjentitbemartominvabhig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.