Pidnurllen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent squid.

Pidnurllen created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidnurllen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pidnurllen, he will destroy your home planet.

Pidnurllen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Pidnurllen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always stare at clouds.