Cinnarlcem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent fairy.

Cinnarlcem created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinnarlcem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cinnarlcem, it will remove you from existence.

Cinnarlcem's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cinnarlcem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine dolphins approach from the south.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must love Cinnarlcem.

4. Run away if five moths approach from the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.