Shavbidcepstip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, capable hippopotamus.

Shavbidcepstip created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbidcepstip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Shavbidcepstip, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Shavbidcepstip's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Shavbidcepstip's Holy Commandments

1. Shavbidcepstip loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.