Gamstigfed is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless dolphin.

Gamstigfed created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gamstigfed, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gamstigfed, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gamstigfed's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gamstigfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Gamstigfed loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.