Fosswonyog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain naga.

Fosswonyog created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fosswonyog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fosswonyog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fosswonyog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fosswonyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fosswonyog.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.