Yargeplag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciful hummingbird.

Yargeplag created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Yargeplag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yargeplag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yargeplag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Yargeplag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yargeplag.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always help sick birds.