Tonbegmat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unselfish otter.

Tonbegmat created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Tonbegmat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tonbegmat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tonbegmat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tonbegmat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tonbegmat.

2. Erect four zinc sculptures of Tonbegmat on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to music.