Zenfligget is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent clam.

Zenfligget created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenfligget, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zenfligget, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zenfligget's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zenfligget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never feed melons to squirrels while wearing fawn shirts.