Nutsinquill is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying octopus.

Nutsinquill created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Nutsinquill, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nutsinquill, he will turn you into a mole.

Nutsinquill's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nutsinquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutsinquill.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not chop down trees.