Fubpakteentikbedligyogcap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic capybara.

Fubpakteentikbedligyogcap created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Fubpakteentikbedligyogcap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fubpakteentikbedligyogcap, he will curse you with boils.

Fubpakteentikbedligyogcap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fubpakteentikbedligyogcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never skip near goats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Respect your elders.