Gudpoplarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented parrot.

Gudpoplarp created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudpoplarp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudpoplarp, she will turn you into a dog.

Gudpoplarp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gudpoplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.