Yattbesszak Mutnillnad Rutrakveg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, happy hare.

Yattbesszak Mutnillnad Rutrakveg created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yattbesszak Mutnillnad Rutrakveg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yattbesszak Mutnillnad Rutrakveg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yattbesszak Mutnillnad Rutrakveg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yattbesszak Mutnillnad Rutrakveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yattbesszak Mutnillnad Rutrakveg.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Do not stand on grass.