Fabpomxin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic scorpion.

Fabpomxin created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabpomxin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fabpomxin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fabpomxin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fabpomxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never bounce near swans.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.