Pidvabsand is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow mole.

Pidvabsand created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pidvabsand, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pidvabsand, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pidvabsand's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Pidvabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide if seven mice approach from the east.

5. Pray towards the west.