Mabnantoffem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing tapir.

Mabnantoffem created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Mabnantoffem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabnantoffem, it will turn you into a puffin.

Mabnantoffem's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Mabnantoffem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.