Govjadlop is a god.

It takes the form of a small, competent hare.

Govjadlop created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govjadlop, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Govjadlop, it will turn you into a duck.

Govjadlop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Govjadlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. You must pray to Govjadlop eight times a day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about moons.
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