Gofxenyik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane clam.

Gofxenyik created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofxenyik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gofxenyik, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gofxenyik's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gofxenyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not take Gofxenyik's name in vain.

5. Never wear magenta ear rings.