Dapkonmum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, annoying dolphin.

Dapkonmum created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapkonmum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dapkonmum, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dapkonmum's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dapkonmum's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide if four ants approach from the west.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.